This past night he watched some sketchy Dustin Hoffman film which seemed like it was from a little later than 'the graduate' but around the same time maybe. His character was some sort of mathematics researcher living in the UK. Lots of sketchy sex and sketchy behaviour and sketchy characters and sketchy interactions.
Most importantly is that the movie was recommended by movie store girl (msg hereafter)(nah fuck that, it will stay movie store girl). So I don't know if this will slowly bring them closer - but next time Lukas is in the movie store he will have some common ground to talk about. I wonder if he will pretend he liked it, as it is her number one pick. If he can somehow move the conversation toward Lord of the Rings and some crazy shit like Rohan or Gandorlf or the hobbit movie by peter jackson(?) (dear god I could be wrong, but I might be right) in a way that is not awkward this might be the best bet.
He watched the movie with Naomi. My sources tell me they didn't do anything freaky, but we'll keep you up to date on developing news.
Nothing up to date on the missed connection yet. Developments to come in the next few weeks i'm sure. Her name is maybe Yosha, or something of that nature. Nobody remembers her. Meh.
This is also an exciting time because Lukas just started work. Maybe there is some potential in a co-worker...?
We have an investigative reporter on deep cover working to figure out if Lukas masturbates before bed, after waking up, lefty/righty, etc. Basically just masturbation 'stats', if you will. Will post once we know for sure.
If I keep up this posting volume it would be so sick.
And yes, I misspelled "Gandolf" on purpose because I thought you assholes would get a kick out of my amateurish lack of LOTR knowledge. Bite it.
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