Sunday, August 10, 2008

Jesus Died for Myspace

before i start talking about how crazy lukas' past few days have been in regards to his love life - i want to tell a story of post contra dancing mischief.

yes yes - we know...contra dancing. woop woop. yes. Lukas danced with many cuties. Some were old. Some were young. Wamp Wamp.

On the way home there was a church billboard that said "Jesus died for my space in heaven"
Lukas definitely didn't get benny on his shoulders. Benny then certainly did not take down "in heaven" from the board. Jesus definitely died for myspace.

Okay so We're up to date on the missed connection girl. That story line will hopefully be developing on wednesday during the square dance. 

So then there is the peace girl from work who texted lukas a picture of a tie dyed apron. So sick. What a degenerate. She also texted him to see if he was going to warped tour. He said it's not his thing. They'll probably make eyes at eachother at work tomorrow. Tiiight. 

Today he hung out with his tribe leader from hippie camp (NW youth corps or something - actually seems rad - nature and junk). She is older and goes to grad school somewhere. They talked for a really long time. Solid long distance jam potential IYAM. Just kidding. Probably. Not.

Ready for it? LUKAS WENT BALLS TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WALL STRAIGHT INTO THE VIDEO STORE AND ASKED VIDEO STORE GIRL IF SHE WANTED TO "HANG OUT SOMETIME"

SHE SAID "NO"!

motherfucker is stone cold. she straight up said no. ri-goddamn-diculous. 

conversation re-enactment through text:
lukas: hey...i was wondering if you wanted to hang out some time
video store girl: err ummm no
lukas: oh, that's cool- byeeee

in phil dialect:
lukas: yo, you tryin' to ship?
vsg:  crucial?
lukas: hell yeah crucial
vsg: nah, i don't want to ship
lukas: fare thee well. ship the sorrow for lukas.


but then get this cray z ness (this is how my blog will win a e-pulitzer...for crazy real life stuff like this) lukas gets a text! ahhhhh! a text from video store girl!
yowza! she looked up his number in the video store database and texted him!

WHHHHAHAAAATTTTTTTT!?>


they texted back and forth and are going to hang out. 
homegirl just got out of something and doesn't want something.
lukas doesn't want something. 
perfecto. they're both into the fantazy sci fi thang. she invited him to play videogamesss.
she said he was ballsy for going in and asking her out. and she also said he seemed like he does it every day. like a pro!

this is all getting so hot and heavy. I can barely keep up. Not to mention all the making out Lukas has been doing with his housemate Justine. It's sort of awkward because his brother is kind of sexing with her/dating/whatever. I just hope his bro doesn't find out. He also confided in me that he has had at least twice make out fantasies about his housemate philip.

Pretty sweet.

Lukas is well on his way to eternal bliss.

Soon there will be pics in the updates. I will try to snap a few of him in his sleep. 
Cool? Cool.

I need some sort of witty sign off.

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